did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
we're so committed to being not committed
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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