Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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