Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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