If i come over, it means nothing
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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