Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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