I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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