Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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