Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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