I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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