Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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