I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
