Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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