I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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