He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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