Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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