I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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