Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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