what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
50% drunk capacity currently
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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