Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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