the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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