I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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