Sry I called you an 8
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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