Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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