Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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