Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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