i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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