just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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