on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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