it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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