im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Can I color on your dick again?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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