If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Randomize
