i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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