I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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