Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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