never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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