I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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