I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
now i know why i became what i already was.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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