Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you win again, gameday.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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