Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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