Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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