and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Boobs speak an international language.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
