I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Is that strawberry winking at me??
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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