You smell like stripper and shame
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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