Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?