i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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