we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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