Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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