I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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