you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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