I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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