He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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