How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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