Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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