You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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