Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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