dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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