college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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