i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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